13 Male Habits The World Could Do Without
1. Scratching yourself in public.
2. Whistling at women.
3. Making dangerous gentlemen’s wagers.
4. Refusing to dance when sober…then refusing to leave the dance floor when drunk.
5. Wearing any of the following: Cut-off jean shorts, socks with sandals, sandals with unkept toenails, or Crocs.
6. Shaving, waxing, or plucking your uni-brow, back, or shoulders and then saying you didn’t! The stubble can be seen!
7. Describing your bowel movements and or showing it while it’s still in the toilet!
8. Doing accents that aren’t spot-on.
9. Referring proudly to any accomplishment you make in the virtual world, including the Facebook and friend totals.
10. Thinking birth control is not your responsibility.
11. Believing you look good in relaxed fixed jeans.
12. Thinking you have no meal if meat is not involved.
13. Bad household decisions like shoving sweaty socks under the couch, inviting friends over without planning and cleaning poorly.
I’m sure there’s probably more.